- Me: Mom, Can I go out?
- Mom: No
- Me: Mom, Can you give me a sock?
- Mom: Hmmm... ok, have.
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!. DOBBY IS FREE!!!!!
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If I saw this on my morning run this morning, I don’t think I would be home yet.
(Source: buffskruffnskin)